Portland sucks

I have proof. If you google "Portland sucks", at least 40,000 results show up. If you google "San Francisco sucks" or "San Jose sucks" (hell, I even tried "Fresno sucks") the largest number you'll come up with is 3,500 results. Maybe there is a California bias so let's try another city, say Seattle. Not even close at a mere 5,000.

Yes, you can add my voice to the growing list of Portland-haters. I don't like to hate but Portland and its citizens make it too damn easy. I will elaborate more on this in future blogs but I just wanted to get the ball rolling since we just returned from a long weekend there.

p.s. K, D, K, K, A, B, H, and G...you are very cool people that are excluded from this rant.